1. She's a feeder
I don't care who you are or where you're from (excuse the backstreet boy reference), but I can guarantee that your grandma force fed you as you grew up (and probably still does). Thank her for all those years of keeping you fed and watered.
2. She gave you the bottle, now it's your turn
Swap the milk bottle for the wine bottle.
3. Think of the homemade treats you'll get as a thank you!
You know it's true.. Your favourite cake will be whipped up in minutes.
4. You'll have a great reason to visit her more often
A grandma with a stocked wine cellar is better than a grandma without a stocked wine cellar. It's just maths.
5. She taught you what you know about wine
From sneaking you a taste of her wine at Christmas, to asking you to collect her favourite bottle from the cellar, you're likely to have some early memories of wine tasting with your nan!
6. You'll be the favourite
It's what we're all after at the end of the day; becoming the favourite grandchild. Move over brother who has a great job in the city, and cousin who's always polite and respectful, there's a new favourite in town!
7. Flowers have been and gone
Be original. Get her something that will last.
8. Collect the dregs
Any bottles that don't get finished might just come your way.
9. You loooove your nan!
Say no more
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